allergies
the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing benadryl (diphenhydramine), the delaying singulair (montelukast), or the ineffective claritin (loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.
do you want to go shopping?
can’t. -sniff- hab allergies.
do you want to go watch a movie?
can’t. -sniff- hab allergies.
do you want to go anywhere?
allergies!!!
3 more definitions
a condition in which the body has an exaggerated response to a substance (eg food or drug). also known as hypersensitivity.
“i have an allergy to nuts”
cr-ppy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.
girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my d-mn allergies
what you have when you know you have a cold but you can’t afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just “allergies” so they won’t be worried that you’re contagious.
if people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
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