Alliance Ohio
where dreams go to die.
i gave up on anything significant ever happening in my life so i’m moving to alliance ohio.
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an outrageously small quant-ty of an object. just like a ration, but called a b-tch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little b-tch. jake- “dude, the cafeteria today is serving b-tch portions of spaghetti. my little 2 year old brother eats more than this…”
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the unfortunate condition where whilst administering -n-l s-x, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to p-ss flatulence. upon pulling out, it is released all over the t-st-cl-s. man: dang, i got fart-st-cl-s last night, and it was such a turn on that i blew my stack way too early. woman: sorry about that…