alligator elbows
when someone’s elbows become so dry they become rough and scaly. some common causes are eczema or psoriasis.
person 1: ow! your elbow just scratched me! do you have sandpaper on it or what?
person 2:why would i wear sandpaper on my elbows?
person 3: i can answer this question. you have alligator elbows.
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