alligator handjob
two parts orange gatorade, one part p.diddys coconut vodka, with a spritz of coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.
“so sir, what may i get you this evening”
“i’ll have an alligator handjob please”
“yes sir, one alligator handjob coming up”
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