Alligator Mustache


whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. if this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a “bull gator”.

this event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to gainesville florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
jimmy: “see that hottie i brought home last night?”
doug: ” ya, more like a bull gator?!”
jimmy: “she gave me an alligator mustache, and i blacked out.”
doug: “that’s worse than a four locos!”

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