almaden valley


the original home of almaden wines. site of the infamous almaden country club m-ssacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. the culprits, thought to be residents of morgan hill, remain at large.
down in the almaden valley, the valley so low, i lost my poor sweetheart with 1 thunderous blow.

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