almaty
largest city in the republic of kazakhstan, known as alma-ata in soviet times. rapidly modernizing with the booming kazakh economy and generally being awesome.
very cold in winter, can be hot in summer. great place for winter sports.
i’m going ice skating at medeo, but first i have to find a hotel room in almaty.
my girlfriend’s from almaty. she’s sooooooo hot for someone who comes from such a cold place! i love making out with her.
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