Almaund
1. an unreasonably moody writing muse in the guise of a tall, attractive male who refuses to -ssist in the creative process until it is inconvenient to be awake and using brain power.
2. the scent of almonds and vanilla; the pleasant aroma of a successful writing venture.
almaund has been uselessly sulking in the corner all day, and may force me to kill off a character.
almaund smells of almaund today.
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