almo
1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
that guy over there has an almo
-ss laughing me off
a slang variation of lmao (laughing my -ss off). internet slang.
guy1: joke
guy2: almo
“in soviet russia, -ss laughs you off!”
almost h-m-, a guy who doesn’t know he’s gay yet. an almo often wonders why a lot of people think he’s gay and works really hard to not appear gay. regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his h-m-s-xual tendencies. for instance, things such as:
– beyond metros-xuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and s-ssily “switched up” his middle school uniform
– talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours “because i’m just friendly”
– obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him
– cattily -ssesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it
– and most of all… an almo says things like “i get tired of being the dom.”
gay bff: ahh honey what’s wrong? did you and dave break up?
sad girl: uh, i was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.
gay bff: well, darlin, he was like the woman in the relationship. you totally wore the hot pants in that one.
sad girl: yeah, i think he’s an almo. too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend – or you – but not.
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