almond tree
n. a tree producing the almond nut.
they are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. many people in georgia suffer virgin-mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the almond tree.
“you better have someone come take a look at that leak. even though it’s shaped like the virgin mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an almond tree!”
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