Almost Sexual


something is to the extend/pinnacle of s-xual. someone that is so s-xual that control others minds with his/her s-xual. someone that is so beyond s-xaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. one that has worked closely with mr.miyagi, michael parkinson and captain birdseye. a power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, p-n-s master, captain ‘o’ wonderful, dr. o’ hollohan
1; hes so good he’s almost s-xual!

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