Almostocalypse
1. a disaster that has been avoided.
2. the name for a world-ending event that has been successfully averted by a (super)hero.
“the baby was about to throw an apocalypse of a fit, but we found her favorite toy, and avoided the fit, so it turned into an almostocalypse, instead.”
also, “we saved the world. it was an almostocalypse.”
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