aloha turkey
sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous d-ck, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming p-n-s of length and girth.
that b-m over there is a real aloha turkey
basically a guy with an enormous f-cking d-ck that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he’s a cool guy too
aloha turkey.
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