Alpha Fail


a person who, whilst thinking they are the alpha male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and c-cky, is actually a complete f-cktard, will end up f-cking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.

can also be used when a “fail” is so epic that it’s just irretrievable.
guy 1: “look at mike, he thinks he’s such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they’re laughing at him behind his back”

guy 2: “yeah he’s such an alpha fail”

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