Alpha Kappa Lambda
one of the foremost fraternities in today’s greek community. it was founded in 1914 at uc berkeley by a group of men who believed in the five ideals of akl. judeo-christian principles, leadership, scholarship, loyalty, and self-support. the men of alpha kappa lambda take pride in their academics and partic-p-te in multiple philanthropies. however, they also know how to throw one heck of a party. you should have been there for halloween this year at kappa chapter… just sayin’.
“mom, dad, i know you don’t really want me to join a fraternity, but have you checked out alpha kappa lambda? they have the 5th highest gpa average out of 40 fraternities at purdue, and they do all sorts of philanthropies. i really think this would add to my college experience.”
dude! that party last week at alpha kappa lambda was siiiiick! there must have been 2000 people there!
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