alpha phalphalpha
a young boy with long, silver, straight hair who eats roses and dances to cotton eyed joe. often found in high lat-tudes, as they are pr-ne to heatstroke, as well as diarrhea, when exposed to high temperatures.
anton, rahul, and phillip were alpha phalphalphas who lived in the wilderness of siberia. they danced all day to cotton eyed joe, and ate roses. sometimes they ate marijuana seeds, blueberries, and acorns too.
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