Alpha Trash
a boy who begins p-b-rty ahead of the curve, allowing him to date every girl in his grade before his male cohorts even have a chance; furthermore, is also a boy raised in a trashy family and by the time high school ends has been arrested at least once, does drugs, and commits felonies. in his golden years he also has the ability to date multiple girls at once, without any of his partners knowing that he is being promiscuous.
the boy headed his group of friends as the alpha male when p-b-rty struck, allowing him to woo the same age babes. however, by the time high school ended, his girls were no longer in need of a bad boy who would blatantly commit crimes to win their favor, launching the boy into his twenties as alpha trash.
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