[alpha virgin]
the leader of his tribe of virgins. the alpha virgin typically has his own place where other virgins can comfortably hangout. he constantly reminds his betas that he “could” get laid, he just chooses not to. this is the only time s-x is talked about in the alpha virgins’ environment.
beta virgin: whats goin on tnite?
alpha virgin: some guys are gonna come to my place later and play x-box and watch stepbrothers.
beta virgin: aight i might go.
alpha virgin: everyone is coming.
beta virgin: okay im coming too.
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