Alphabaniosis
incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.
i realized i had alphabaniosis when i was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after t.
i was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized i was singing the abc’s to myself during an alphabetical -ssignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.
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