alphabat
a 9-member k-pop band
consists of
b:eta, ji ha-yong, leader, former leader of hitt, loud and annoying but still cute as a b-tton, selca king, almost always sings the chorus (lead vocal)
c:ode, kim sang-hun, self-proclaimed visual, voted least funny out of the members
d:elta, choi yeon-soo, an ((extremely)) attractive human being, amazing vocals (main vocal), is apparently funny if you like doc-mentaries
e:psilon, yoo yeong-jin, teen top ricky’s hyung, cute little sh-t
f:ie, lee san-ha, pr-nounced pie because koreans can’t pr-nounce “f” correctly, second huang zi tao, looks gangster but is actually sensitive
g:amma, kim jun-su, yet another good looking member of the group, vocal
h:eta, seol jun, barely gets any parts (none in ab city like wtf), good at eye smiles and acting cute
i:ota, shin se-lin, rapper, likes red velvet (the group), shine on me- let it shine on me-, one of the original two members
j:eta, kim su-yeob, maknae, abcdefg guy, cause of fangirl spasms because of his aegyo
person a: are you an alpha?
person b: what’s that?
person a: it’s the fandom name of alphabat!
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