Alphabet

the act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during c-nn-l-ng-s.
trace all the letters of the alphabet when going down on a woman, the method known wide and far by many, to give her the best oral s-x of her life.
a list of great t-tles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you p-sses you off. try it. now with even more humiliation…

a is for-admiral -ssrape
b is for-brigadier b-ttf-ck
c is for-captain c-mguzzle or colonel c-ntlick
d is for-doctor d-cksuck
e is for-ensign enema
f is for-first lieutenant f-cksalot
g is for-general gonorrhea
h is for-high commander herpes
i is for-insurgent infection
j is for-janitor j-ck-ff or jester j-zzum
k is for-king kunnillingus (i know it doesn’t start with a k, f-ck you!)
l is for-lance corporal lickad-ck
m is for-major mooncricket
n is for-nurse n-gg-r
o is for-officer orpheus
p is for-private pedophile
q is for-queen quief
r is for-ranger rape
s is for-sergeant sodomy
t is for-tramp t-st-cl-s
u is for-underling uterus
v is for-vampire venereal
w is for-war chief w-nker
x is for-examiner xxx
y is for-yeoman yarak (turkish for a big f-ckin’ d-ck)
z is for-zsar zinker (zinker=m-ssive throbbing n-gg-r c-ck.)
boss-hey, i’m gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
you-hey, i’m gonna need you to turn around and f-ck yourself sergeant sodomy!!! see my great use of the ‘alphabet’??
what you call someone with a really long and complicated name. (first or last)
we call my friend ramathorn ramachandran alphabet.
an annoying song that tricked little kids into thinking there was a letter called ‘lmno’

also, a double-u looks more like a double-v
kid: my favorite letter of the alphabet is w.

kid 2:i like lmno

kid 1:????

kid 2:….

-cricket cricket, tumble weed-
the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz
let’s sing the alphabet song
the state of having every single kind of std known to man.
“that girl’s slept around so much, i bet she’s got the alphabet!”
a neighborhood located within the east village in the new york city borough of manhattan. its name comes from avenues a, b, c, and d, the only avenues in manhattan to have single-letter names.
“he works at a tattoo shop down in the alphabet.”