Alphabetical Moose


an imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. it lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. it has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.
brodie “man this cl-ss is boring,”
lukey “holy sh-t alphabetical moose in my book!!”

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