alphonso
a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves p-ssy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers
i can’t believe him he is such an alphonso.
alphonso is a person who does’nt pertically like the word no! for an answer he is very persisted and loves to prove his points. he will go on and on and on intell his point is proven he often hides his emotion by anger and doesnt like to told how he feels unless it is true. this is not the person you wont to make mad, he has a surpressed anger that can be dangerous to others if unleased he loves p-ssy and is a freak of nature, and he is known to be quiet at first but once you get to know him it comes out and i mean the whole package!! yes he has a big d-ck!! often at the age of 14 his dig is huge watch out ladies
omg i have an alphonso for a boyfriend
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