alpine hello
a greeting among friends mountaineering together. while climbing a straight route up the fall-line, the lead climber waits until his colleagues are distracted, and lowers his pants to expose his b-ttocks. while wagging his exposed posterior back and forth in a s-xually suggestive manner, he calls out “alpine h-llo!” in his best swiss or german accent, with a flamboyant emphasis on the “h-llo”. bonus points are awarded if the timing is such that the next climber accidently plants his face in the expedition leader’s backside.
nb: not to be confused with the sub-alpine h-llo.
when we were climbing mount washington, i gave tom an alpine h-llo that he will not soon forget!
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