alpo
heroin. originates from attempts to be discreet on the phone; instead of asking for “bags of heroin” users are encouraged to talk about “bags of dog food” or “bags of alpo.” like dog food, heroin is sometimes brown.
“yo, how many bags of the alpo did you say you wanted?”
“three.”
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annoying little piece of sh-t
man! that dude was such an alpos!
shortened version of alcohol poisoning. typically referring to someone who is extremely drunk.
i was so alpo last night, i thought i was going to die.
1: an acronym for someone who consumes large amounts of alcohol and pot (marijuana).
2: someone who always has alcohol and marijuana
3: someone who comes to your house, drinks all your alcohol, smokes all your weed and leaves.
person 1: yeah man last night hefna drunk all the d-mn goose and smoked all my haze!
person 2: man i told you he was a alpo -ss n-gg-!
shortened version of alcohol poisoning. typically referring to someone who is extremely drunk.
i was so alpo last night, i thought i was going to die.
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