alskdjfhg
the common phrase used when an interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. when in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a “left, right, left, right, etc.” sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.
bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)
pigs dont breee: alskdjfhg!!!!
pigs dont breee: are you serious?!?!?!
when you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.
jack was so bored he started typing “alskdjfhg”
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