Alstaire Tuohy


it is a gay person, with a deformed p-n-s
that uses a bagel on their d-ck to simulate the experience of having s-xual intercourse
joe: d-mn dude he is such an alstaire tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he j-zzed.

tom: hahahaha figures, you should have known he’s a tuoyh
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frequently used subst-tution for items of a h-m-s-xual nature.

slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous h-m-s-xuals.
that’s gay! you’re such an alstaire tuohy!

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