Alswanger
1. rare breed of teacher, native to aite habitat. shows similarity to a dodo bird. in danger of extinction. alsw-nger’s have a unique quality of unknowingly doing stupid things.
2. greater stupidity than facepalm. used to express stupidity …at an un-mentionable level.
3. extreme facepalm, derp.
4. a really over-complicated situation that could be summarized in two and a half seconds, but goes on for an hour.
usage:
1.
boy: erm… why does that teacher think nickelback is a good singer?
girl: oh, he’s an alsw-nger.
boy: ohhh that must be why he’s dryhumping the mudkipz doll.
2.
girl: jus71n 81383r is a guy#@#!@!! my m0m t01d m3 s0!@#!@#!@#@!
boy: -alsw-ngerpalm…-
3.
boy: our teacher clapped because we had a cl-ss discussion about fun rape.
girl: he’s such an alsw-nger.
Read Also:
- Canadian Anthem
for people who don’t know the national anthem of canada (english) o canada, our home and native land true patriot love in all thy sons command with glowing hearts we see thee rise the true north strong and free from far and wide o canada, we stand on guard for thee g-d keep our land […]
- Candice Dietman Hesketh
hottest girl in the world…. ever… currently going out with james hater… 🙁 i love her. “i love candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world.” “im in love with her, but she’s going out with some tw-t called james hater.”
- Candy-Crushing
v. to be obsessed with the game candy crush. someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they must defeat that one level. bob: jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me! jack: sorry, bob. i gotta finish level 346 on candy […]
- Geekcabulary
a list or collection of geek related words or phrases. james: i really to increase my geekcabulary in order to be a part of our college raven club. david: count me in.
- hotoxic
so overwhelmingly beautiful men are intimidated to approach. the beautiful girl by the bar is so hotoxic that a guy hasn’t hit on her all night.