alt.geezer
n. any “experienced” member of an alt.- usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. these people typically have been partic-p-ting in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.
not to be confused with yenc-cop -.f-ckwad or usenut.
user 1: that alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a d-mn faq.
users 2: at least it keeps him inside the house.
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