alter emoji
the emoji that is like your spirit animal. everyone has one. you use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. it can change over time. if you’re good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.
guy: what are you doing tonight? *smirking face*
girl: trying to get in my pants?
guy: no i didn’t mean anything by it, it’s just my alter emoji!
girl: yeah right *face with tears of joy* you’re always using the disco dancer!
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