Alternating Asses


a little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. if done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

it consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their -ss either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their -ss as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. from their, everyone alternates -ss to front -ss to back until you can’t fit anymore people.

this is proven effective.
“dude i don’t know if i can give all of you a ride”-guy 1

“it’s chill we’ll just sit with alternating -sses and be good to go.”-guy 2

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