altitude abuse


a term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted alt-tude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fort-tude, resulting in an early parachute pull.
it was derrick’s first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. total alt-tude abuse.

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