Altoid Hummer


when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!
getting a bl-wj-b from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.
oh man, i got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my d-ck still feels numb.

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