Altoidholism
adj. a person who is addicted to altoids, usually always has some sort of mint related/ breath freshener item in thier locker, pocket, or purse, always constantly has minty fresh breath, possibly overpowering. people always know he/she has mints. goes into withdrawl without them.
person 1: dude your breath stinks.
person 2: go to brandon. he has altoidholism.
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