Altoids
“the curiously strong mint” manufactured in great britain (according to their festive containers). more flavors have come out recently. it is known in some circles that offering an altoid to a member of the other s-x is a discreet way of saying “let’s have oral s-x!”
susie:wow, tommy just gave me an altoid!
gennady: well, you know what that means…
a person who resides in altoona, pa
see also altoids
i am from altoona, therefore i am an altoid.
altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by callard & bowser (a uk company). the mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: ‘curiously strong mints.’after the mints became very popular, altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. each packet of altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
also offering someone an altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral s-x!
woa! dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!
good mints from england
a case which i call the drug tin its usually used by druggies to hold their pills weed cigarettes mints vizine and lighters.
i dont do drugs anymore so i just use my altoids for an ash tray. 🙂
1. a sterotypical altoonian red neck. 2. an altoona pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.
narrowmindedless fools.
i hate those altoids on the boulevard.
that f-cko altoid thinks he’s so smart, i’m the one that works at kfc.
the candy you buy to use the case to stash your dimesacks and pills
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