Altona


an awesome suburb in melbourne, by the bay.
the bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
it’s an awesome place to live, but
a: dude, where are you going tonight?
b: altona, man. where else would i want to be?
a: aight, ma bad

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