alwen


shmint!
you’re such an alwen!

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    a response used to show disbelief or anger at a statement made by your tightest of nigs. tightest nig: “yo for real when your f-ckin a b-tch let her slip her finger in yo -ss son!” you: “n-gg- plz!” 1. to be in a state of disbelief 2. a cereal 1. “yo son i just […]

  • Biru

    a person of very high status. usually of indian background. a very tall person with a great att-tude. usually a male. very athletic, smart, funny, caring, and warm. also a great musician. oh my gosh, did you see biru in that basketball game last night?

  • anusian

    adj.: of, or relating to, the -n-s. “that mint enema was like an -n-sian aperitif!”

  • Nozzled

    complete obliteration of the female anatomy to the point where gender is unidentifiable. we f-cked for like 3 days str8. lets just say jessica was fully nozzled by the end of our s-xcapade! derives from the word nozzle. it’s the work of a master nozzler, looks reminiscent of quigley’s early works, maybe with a dose […]

  • Naked Guy

    the giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. usually happens at the random sketchy bas-m-nts at college party houses. yo man i just got a naked guy… it was very painful and not exciting! that one dude in your college dorm that always walks around in his tiny boxer briefs and eventually […]


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