alyssa b.
alyssa b.
somebody i’d d-ck down so hard to the point where she’s not able to move. somebody who will leave you with blueb-lls because all she is, is a tease and will never do anything but s-xually text you. someone who would build up a sh-t-load of s-xual frustration to the point where you wish you could just bend her over the nearest object, literally rip everything off and pound the brains out of the back of her head. she’ll normally just turn you on and cut it off so if anything were to happen you f-ck her as rough as possible. normally someone you can just smash and continue to be just friends with and keep it low-key.
alyssa b.
blonde, flat chested but has a perfect -ss and teases the f-ck out of you. loud, overly s-xual/dirty. someone you wanna just choke and smash at the same time. then act like it never happened.
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