Alzheimer’s Purchase


an alzheimer’s purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
girl: you like my necklace?
boy: that’s very nice! where did it come from?
girl: i bought it online, but it took so long to get here, i forgot about it.
boy: nice alzheimer’s purchase!

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