Amanda Berriage
amanda berriage is an alternative to marriage. instead of both parties consensually joining hand in hand, a partner is kidnapped and locked in the bas-m-nt for the relationship’s duration. the term originated from amanda berry’s teenage abducted and decade in captivity against her will.
leslie has been playing hard to get for weeks, so tonight i’m grabbing her for traditional amanda berriage.
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