amanda story
a story lacking any interesting point or meaning. usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller
friend 1: so my dog ran away. then he came back.
friend 2: that was such an amanda story.
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