Amaurian
member of the coolest ever religious heresy who basically believed in situationism, who got burned at the stake and who we only know about through some really messed-up church accusations (their own books were burned). in the middle ages, of course. it’s a shame they aren’t still around.
i wanted to put “amaurian” as my religion on my census form, but my parents wouldn’t let me.
i’m sorry, i can’t go to work today. or any day. wage slavery is against my religion as an amaurian.
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