Amazing girlfriend
that special girl who is always down to get stupid drunk with you and have s-x 10 times a day.
bf: anina’s the worst girlfriend ever!
broface: why, bro?
bf: her notions about self preservation and keeping her v-g-n- from bleeding are f-cking dumb, i wish she were an amazing girlfriend. do you know what i am saying?
broface: i believe i know what you are saying.
its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. an amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. an amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she’s the girl that everyone wants but only you can have… you know why? because she loves you more than anything. if any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.
random guy: dude who’s that girl??
lucky guy: her? thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
random guy: d-mn you’re lucky to have her
lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me
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