Amazonukkah
when christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from amazon.com than antic-p-ted by the purchaser. this is often caused by the reckless use of super saver shipping on items which were bought on christmas eve. as a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to hanukkah.
kid 1: did you get everything you wanted for christmas?
kid 2: i dunno, we’re celebrating amazonukkah this year. my parents are real procrastinators. fml
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