amber crissinger
an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.
bro: d-mn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my c-ck !
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