ambesia/ambnesia
memory loss -ssociated with intake of ambien or other sleep aids.
jeez, there is a quart of ben & jerry’s missing from my freezer! did i eat this? i live alone… i must have ambesia/ambnesia!
my idiot husband is away on business and he says he called last night. it’s actually there on the caller id…could i have ambesia/ambnesia?
what the…, st. louis? did i drive here last night? i must have ambesia/ambnesia.
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