Ambi-dick-trous
1. the ability to m-st-rb-t- with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
2. the ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
1. hey jack, what’s with the hairy palms on both hands, man?
oh that, yah i’m ambi-d-ck-trous.
2. d-mn man, look at jack tear it up in that circle jerk. he must be ambi-d-ck-trous.
the ability to m-st-rb-t- using the right or left hand equally well.
i broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because i’m ambid-cktrous.
able to use your d-ck with both hands.
with a huge smile, jon gleefully danced as he held himself ambid-cktrously.
being able to jerk off with both hands
when i broke my wrist, i taught myself to be ambid-cktrous.
being able to m-st-rb-t- using either hand.
john: i was watching some hot p-rn last night
simon: but i thought you fractured your wrist?
john: i did, but i’m ambid-cktrous
the ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a bl-wj-b, to a p-n-s equally well with both hands.
amie’s ambid-cktrous ability was toe curling! she sucked you off in one hand and me in the other. f-cking amazing!
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