Ambidextrous
when you can control both your hands with equal precision, you’re ambidextrous.
-hey, i can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! you’re ambidextrous, dude!
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the ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
“i’ll can beat you with with both of my hands because i am ambidextrous.”
“don’t be relieved because billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo -ss because he’s ambidextrous”
to be equally facile with either hand.
my brother is a freak. he can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. he says he’s ambidextrous.
to be a complete ba and be able to use both hand with equal persicion. if you’re ambidextrous, you are one ba person. rock on.
woah dude! you’re ambidextrous! sweeeet!
the act of being able to m-st-rb-t- with both hands without having arm tensions.
dude 1 – “d-mn, man did you see jill last night? she was giving two dudes handies without stopping!”
dude 2 – “man, i know, she’s pretty ambidextrous.
being able to m-st-rb-t- woth both hands.
i wish i was ambidextrous.
slang for bis-xual
he’s able to use both parts of his s-xuality, so he’s ambidextrous
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