ambidickstrious
the ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
unfortunately chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. luckily for her boyfriend jeff, she is ambid-ckstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. had jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to m-st-rb-t- effectively for several months.
1. the talent of a male to s-xually pleasure himself with both hands.
2. a female talent to proficiently s-xually gratify two males with both hands.
ted wnted to have a three way, but could not find two women. it’s a good thing he is ambid-ckstrious.
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