ambidickstrous
when a person m-st-rb-t-s with their non-dominant hand
man 1: eww! don’t touch me! i don’t know where that hand has been!
man 2: don’t worry, i’m ambid-ckstrous.
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the ability for a man to m-st-rb-t- with either his left hand or his right hand
girl: so, do you beat your d-ck with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
guy: i’m ambid-ckstrous, i alternate.
able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
one who is ambid-ckstrous is able to choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. plus it’s like knowing two ladies.
the ability for a man to have his p-n-s hang indiscriminately to the left or right.
“which way does it hang?”
“either way, i’m ambid-ckstrous”
the ability to have s-x, while performing other activities simultaneously.
todd: hey, did you hear? tim was doing his homework, while banging samantha.
tom: wow bro, tim must be ambid-ckstrous.
dexterity of p-n-s
he entered her with his ambid-ckstrous p-n-s from a funny angle.
when you’re capable of using your hands, p-n-s, and tongue all simulaneously during s-x. term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.
enhanced ability of ambidextrous.
you’re combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, “are you ambid-ckstrous? my girlfriend and i want to play.”
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